[ Coworker N. (the stupid one) came in the office with a new horrible haircut today: ultra-platine blonde hair.]
N: Hi all !
Me & C: Hi N., how are you ?
N: I’m fine, look at my new haircut !
C: It’s … original
Me: It’s fine.
N: What do you think of it ?
Me: It really really fits you.
N: In which way ?
Me: Well, you talked like a dumb whore, and that was confusing because you didn’t look like one. Now it’s fixed.
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