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Sigh, i’m out of painkiller pills. This is when you realize you got addicted to these magical pills.
My teeth are on fire. I shall pick up my butcher knife and remove the left part of my jaws.

Before going to bed, i couldn’t resist linking the Random Stump Speech Synopsis Haiku Generator. Just what your likes for political abstract bullshit were waiting for.

I could fight you suddenly without a reason, but isn’t that a bit of a childish behaviour ? It’s like when you’re this child ignored in your family, but trying to get the attention of your classroom by bugging the other kids.
I prefer linking people with a friendly comment more than with a picky comment. Thanks, i’m not sick enough yet. Glad that you made a little clear explanation of these movements, i was thinking i was the same to have these thoughts, but it seems like both of us are pissed by this behaviour. Or maybe i’m wrong and you’re not thinking that way. Or maybe you’re the one thinking that way and i’m just lying to myself.

By the way, move. The new customers gain greater features. Yeah, even greater than what i already told you about. And for the same price.
[ I had to place an obligatory picky sentence there, so here i go: "go brat ! go !" ]
[ of course i didn't think these words, but who cares ? ]

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Right now i’m messing around with my future new guestbook script (no CGI this time, > PHP + a flat text file). Interesting. If there were not so many bugs.
An original thing about this guestbook script is that it is so multi-language that you can even set it in Latin (in case the Pope visits you). So instead of asking “E-mail”, it will ask “Epistula electronica”, for example.

If you haven’t heard her voice yet, just check Dican’s christmas present, it’s fabulous.

And i’m wondering what on earth is psykojoko. Altavista says i know.

I’m eager to play this Alice game now. Seems greatly wicked.

Kuma: You hate frogs?
Kuma?u? ?A(???^??????????H?v
Kuma “Anata wa kaeru ga kiradesu?”

Kaku: Yes. They have big mouths which open suddenly. I hate things which open their mouths suddenly. I’m even afraid of purses.
Kaku?u????B??????R?J?????O“???A(???
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Kaku “Hai. Karera wa totsuzen hiraku ooki-na kuchi wo motte-i-masu. Watashi wa totsuzen karera no kuchi wo akeru mono ga kiradesu. Watashi wa saihu sae-mo ga shinpai ?iga kowai?j desu.”

Victory isn’t mine yet, but at least i won today’s psychological battle over PJ.
That’s not a great feeling, but that’s a great satisfaction to see that he came back to a respectful attitude. And now is my turn to disrespect him. He deserved it.

“sick” + “sex” + “insert”

Seems like i’m your daily free sick porn provider. Enjoy.
But i was happily surprised to see an interesting, informative research paper in the search results: Clinical aspects of anal sexuality.

PJ: why didn’t you put my christmas-stuff online ?
Me: because it was not complete.
PJ: told you we would complete it later.
Me: and anyway there was no connection to the net anymore.
PJ: that’s not a valid excuse.
Me: but it’s the only one i have. oh, and i was busy on other things.
PJ: “busy on other things”, couldn’t you do it in time ?
Me: so you’re coming like a surprise with your text and you’re waiting for me to make webpages in 5 minutes ? while i’m busy re-making all these fucking PDF files.
PJ: you could do it on your own.
Me: of course. i just have a life.
PJ: but you too had days off-work.
Me: you had 4 fucking days, i had two, and i was at home.
PJ: that’s not an excuse.
Me: oh yeah that’s not. now that the connection is back i’ll put it online.
PJ: but now christmas is over, there’sno use.
Me: you mean i’d have lost three hours working on the pics and doing the layout of these pages just to keep them online for the week before christmas ? that’s just stupid.
PJ: is this computer working now.
Me: yeah it is, i have worked on setting it up. if i had knew you’d be such a bold guy i wouldn’t have.
PJ: …
Me: and please, go on calling yourself “webmaster” on the site’s forum, after all you’re the one who had a trainee in this area, aren’t you ? didn’t you learn how to use PageMill at MIC ? or was it too vague because it lasted only 2 hours ?
PJ: next time i’ll put the stuff up by myself.
Me: yeah do it ALL by yourself, mister webmaster. and remember that just because you’ve been working on the boss’s computer for a month, doesn’t mean that you’re my boss now.

I suppose you were just chocolate-loving pigs yesterday. I forgive you. There’s a patch to correct your unholy sin.
I just hope you had a thought for those who didn’t party for various reasons (sick, or homeless, and simply all that you don’t ever want to experience).
And a thought for these persons who can’t stand, and even hate chocolate.
If you had not, i still forgive you (did i tell you my second name is Jesus ? well i think i didn’t, because actually my second name is Edouard).
I’m with you, pigs. Because there’s So Much Chocolate… So Little Time !

Greetings, Pace ? Salute !

And by the way, we corsicans have words for “merry christmas”, this is “bon natale”, but “pace ? salute” is more used. It’s detached from the idea of christmas, it means “peace and health”. (now if you speak italian you must have thought it means “peace is health”, but the corsican “?” is “e” in italian, while the italian “?” is “h?” in corsican, and the corsican “e” is “le” in italy; i felt i needed to give a little explanation, just in case)

In case you’re celebrating something on the 25th, merry Christmas !
This is my last post before i go offline for the weekend. We’re gonna make a fire in front of the church, that’s an ancient corsican tradition that we (the youths of my village) are keeping alive for the 3rd millenium.
Well, what was i saying ?Merry christmas, have a good time.

I got a webcam at the office now. The one that i once used to take snapshots of my office, except that now it’s installed on my computer (at last i found the drivers).
And now my double-screen mode doesn’t work anymore, the video cards are fucked up. Neat.

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I won. Took the P3 450 motherboard from PJ’s future computer and replaced it with my P2 300. That’s my christmas present at the office. Not to mention he’s gonna have a lame video card, but since he doesn’t need much for Word… (or does he ?)

I hate you PJ. Not only do i still have to work today and tomorrow before i can join my family, but i also have a pain in the back. I hate hate hate you, and i hate to think you’ll be enjoying 4 days of holidays, and 4 days again on the new year.
Curse you.