Possible White House Vandalism:
Fleischer declined any details, but sources say a pornographic picture was left on one White House printer; phone lines were cut; nasty graffiti was left in bathrooms and in a hallway, and paper left in a copying machine bore an unflattering picture of Bush.
Bush aides previously confirmed the “W” key had been yanked off some computers and that other keys were broken or taped to the tops of doorways, requiring keyboards to be replaced.
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