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Warning! This code is a highly experimental adaptation of the instructions beamed to us by the friendly aliens of Tau Ceti. The API can and will be changing, evolving, and unpredictably morphing into little furry Ewoks, fluorescent killer bunny rabbits, and the knights who say ‘Nee’. Use the code at your own risk, as it may cause flooding, polydactism, frogs falling from the sky, and the return of the Inca empire. And it will definitely warp space-time continuum in your local area.
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