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Just realised there’s actually a band named Dayzero. Luckily, they make cool trip hop stuff.
Also, an African film company on dayzero.co.za. Now that’s interesting.

AOL Instant Messenger: You have been disconnected from the AOL Instant Message Service (SM) for accessing the AOL network using unauthorized software.
DIE AOL DIE DIE DIE.

Thought you were good at kick-ups ? Practice there. Get mad.
(beat my score: 36)

Lorem ipsum. Non sequitur condominium facile et geranium incognito

More 404: a webserver’s whining.

404: The pornography cannot be displayed.

Disturbing: if you let Eudora look for mistakes in your spelling, you’ll see it accepts “email” but not “e-mail”: it would say the “e” is a mistake. Not bad for an email program.

Me: wait, don’t use that one, I’m still waiting for my card to be released.
Her: ok.
Me: oh there it is, better use the one inside… code… no ticket… ok done.
Her: bye.
Me: bye.

When I came back there 5 minutes later, I realised I forgot to pick up my money on that machine. That damn woman I advised, didn’t care for calling me when I was forgetting my 200 FF.
To hell with her. I lost 200 FF, just when I badly need cash to pay the horrible electricity bill. Remind me to cut the hands of the thieves who invented the inefficient heating devices that pumped all my wallet.

I’m not dead. I was away for the weekend, for Sunday was Mothers’ Day down here. I can hear you say “but t was two weeks ago”, yeah sure, only in France it’s 2 weeks later. So after 3 years of being away from them on that day, I spent this weekend with parents. Heh, they got TV, I’ve been the lazy bum with the remote command in your clich?s.

All your smurf are belong to smurf !

Quick.Must.Shop.Food.Else.Suffer.Die.Blah.

I’m afraid that I’m doing far better webthings at the office than at home. This afternoon I played around with lexicon content, making some dynamicly generated frameset in PHP. The problem was with passing the variables. I was testing tons of tricks, trying global vars and even cookies. But nah, the method is easy. It’s some “pass the joint” method. You launch your frameset page with a querystring, you get the var from the string and you call the docs with new querystrings that include the same var. Pass it around, man, heil PHP.

Lexicon overdose. At least I don’t have to use Word to play with these documents.

This is the first of a new serie: the All-your-base-moron-logs. First victim.

Hint: click on the little ‘E’ icons on the left. These are experimental skins, meant to replace the four original ones. They are not complete yet, + I found glitches in the original ones. Doh.

Froggy will be back there with her 7 members, pretty soon.

As of now, the top 20 keywords that led you here:
pics, tampon, nude, nacho, tampax, pulling, pornstar, girls, sex, insert, free, movie, insertion, photo, katherine, harris, picture, korean, porn, one.

Nintendo pocket monsters + the bible = Apocamon: The Final Judgement !
Thou shalt click and pray.
[via: SK]

I have got a SIM card for my mobile phone, that lets me phone for free after 8 PM, and on the weekends. No phone company does that kind of contracts anymore.
And damn, I’m giving it away for free…

I have the itchy feeling that Tomb Raider the movie will soon be on our hard-drives.