This has got to be the most useless WordPress plugin ever: activate it and your blog is toast.
That’s all it does.
Quickly whipped up after some frustration with WP 1.5′s plugin hooks (guys, we badly need internal docs, or at the very least, informative comments). The definition of “die” is from Elbert Hubbard.
<?php /* Plugin Name: Die, WordPress, die! Plugin URI: http://zengun.org/weblog/archives/2005/02/die-wordpress-die Description: Blog-suicide is painless. Version: 1.0 Author: Michel Valdrighi Author URI: http://zengun.org/weblog/ */ ob_end_clean(); die('<dl><dt><b>Die</b></dt><dd>v.: To stop sinning suddenly.</dd></dl>'); ?>