One does not simply walk into Mordor

You need like,ninja wizards! Bears that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!
Or what about… a catapult!?

5 responses

  1. What you really need, is a ring. But, if you don’t have that, or a ninja wizard, or a catapult…You could just drive to Colorado…And simply walk into Mordor there…Dagorhir, Realm of Mordor…Local freestyle foam swordfighting club…Meets every Wednesday at 2pm in Cannon Park, Loveland, Colorado. There’s always another way to get to Mordor…Or you could try a slimy, spider hole too. I’ve heard that works.

    #1 Andy2005/02/03 at 4:58

  2. Damn right you don’t!

    #2 Anonymous — 2005/02/26 at 0:32

  3. sword fighting? yeah right! get a life you freaks! Din yo mumma say, go out with nice GIRLS! Go home have a wank and rethink the whole thing over.

    #3 Anonymous — 2005/02/26 at 0:35

  4. lol this is awesome

    #4 Anonymous — 2006/05/13 at 7:25

  5. Swordfighting is awesome, it’s a great life. And we have nice GIRLS here too. I’ve been in this sport for 6 years, and my life is much richer for it.

    http://www.dagorhir.com http://www.belegarth.com www/crynolyn.com/mordor.html

    #5 Cryn2006/06/05 at 16:53

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