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Because you need to remember only the important details, I outlined Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean for you:

• Things she was more like:
  • a beauty queen from a movie scene
• Things she told me:
  • “I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round.”
  • her name
    • Billie Jean
  • that I am the one
• Things mother and people always told me:
  • being careful of what I’m doing
    • failure to do so could cause a lie to become the truth
  • not going around breaking young girls’ hearts
  • being careful of who I love
• Things Billie Jean is:
  • not my lover
  • just a girl who claims that I am the one
• Number of days during which the law was on her side:
  • forty
• Things Billie Jean did:
  • told my baby we’d danced (on the floor, in the round) till three
  • looked at me
  • showed a photo
• Things my baby did:
  • cry
• My strong advice:
  • just remember to always think twice

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I think I am seeing the light.

In the course of February, Spam Karma saw 2932 spam attempts here.
Out of these, 18 made it through and landed online (including a set of ten at once). That’s not a 100% score, just over 99.3%.

What really amused me with comment spam attempts was the neverending flow of “compliments”. There was just something ironic about a bot thanking you for your efforts over and over again, in dozens of ways.
So from day one I kept a mailbox full of compliments I received, and finally yesterday I went through the e-mails and compiled a list of the 83 ways spammers love me.

Without further ado, I bestow upon thee visitor, The Automated Guestbook!
(See also: Philosophic interlude.)