Michel Valdrighi: Good morning Ben, and thanks for coming. We’ll talk about this week’s hot topic, what happened between Mena Trott and you at Les Blogs 2.0. What happened exactly?
Ben Metcalfe: Mena bet clef.
Michel Valdrighi: What did she do, to bet on 6A’s communication plan?
Ben Metcalfe: Flame Ben, etc.
Michel Valdrighi: How did it feel?
Ben Metcalfe: Ben felt mace!
Michel Valdrighi: I’m surprised you didn’t react more strongly to her flaming…
Ben Metcalfe: Bean f****** lect me!
Michel Valdrighi: Oi, you can stop trepignating now, it’s over isn’t it?
Ben Metcalfe: Calm feet, Ben.
Michel Valdrighi: Any last words about Les Blogs 2.0?
Ben Metcalfe: Ben came, left.
Disclaimer: This is entirely fictional. Answers were made from rearranging the letters in the interviewee’s name. (The concept is from davezilla.) Answers also take some freedom with what Ben Metcalfe actually said.