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“I think I MAY NEED A BATHROOM break!” — Georges W Bush.

Can’t wait for the Optimus keyboard to hit the shelves?
Then build your own Optimurf!

The fabled Googlebot really is Goldorak (aka Grandizer or Mazinger Z).

World of Warcraft is a feeling, Who needs a social life?

When a lot of the “a-list” started blogging.

At last, a new and improved <blink> tag! Blink the night away! (via)
Excuse me while I gauge my eyes out.

The footer of a recent spam (emphasis mine):

1) We do not unsubscribe anymore becouse abusses go to unsubscribe url.
2) If we unsubscribe u others spamers are not.
3) If u abuse this e-mail we will never make spam more usefull.

Whimsy M. Jugular, Hi dear

Because only idiots never change their mind :

• I too, am now realising that Intelligent Design makes a lot more sense than Evolution could ever do.
• Darth Vader is tempting me into joining the Dark Side.
• And finally, to think of all the effort wasted acting as a CSS fanatic, when really I’m a <table> man at heart! (via)

No more BSOD on LongHorn! Instead, they’ll be red.

Because you need to remember only the important details, I outlined Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean for you:

• Things she was more like:
  • a beauty queen from a movie scene
• Things she told me:
  • “I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round.”
  • her name
    • Billie Jean
  • that I am the one
• Things mother and people always told me:
  • being careful of what I’m doing
    • failure to do so could cause a lie to become the truth
  • not going around breaking young girls’ hearts
  • being careful of who I love
• Things Billie Jean is:
  • not my lover
  • just a girl who claims that I am the one
• Number of days during which the law was on her side:
  • forty
• Things Billie Jean did:
  • told my baby we’d danced (on the floor, in the round) till three
  • looked at me
  • showed a photo
• Things my baby did:
  • cry
• My strong advice:
  • just remember to always think twice

See other outlined songs (via).

Punching villains while attending Gotham City Pride Parade: Rainbow Batman!

Google “I’m feeling lucky” boxer shorts. You don’t want to wear those on a date with Clint Eastwood.
(via Webfroot)

Step 1: Steal underwear.
Step 2: …
Step 3: Profit! Go to jail.