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2005 12 12

anagram interview: Ben Metcalfe

Michel Valdrighi: Good morning Ben, and thanks for coming. We’ll talk about this week’s hot topic, what happened between Mena Trott and you at Les Blogs 2.0. What happened exactly?
Ben Metcalfe: Mena bet clef.

Michel Valdrighi: What did she do, to bet on 6A’s communication plan?
Ben Metcalfe: Flame Ben, etc.

Michel Valdrighi: How did it feel?
Ben Metcalfe: Ben felt mace!

Michel Valdrighi: I’m surprised you didn’t react more strongly to her flaming…
Ben Metcalfe: Bean f****** lect me!

Michel Valdrighi: Oi, you can stop trepignating now, it’s over isn’t it?
Ben Metcalfe: Calm feet, Ben.

Michel Valdrighi: Any last words about Les Blogs 2.0?
Ben Metcalfe: Ben came, left.

Disclaimer: This is entirely fictional. Answers were made from rearranging the letters in the interviewee’s name. (The concept is from davezilla.) Answers also take some freedom with what Ben Metcalfe actually said.

2005 02 13

anagram interview: Matt Mullenweg

This is entirely fictional. Answers are made from rearranging the letters in the interviewee’s name.
(The concept is from davezilla.)

Michel: Matt, you seem crazy about opensource, can you tell us just how crazy?
Matt Mullenweg: Well, me “GNU Matt!”

Michel: Some say you’ve got superhero-like coding abilities, where do they come from?
Matt Mullenweg: Well, mutant gem.

Michel: Ahah, you can’t be serious! Could be thanks to your diet? What would you suggest?
Matt Mullenweg: Guttle new malm.

Michel: A little off-topic, how would you explain Georges W. Bush’s popularity in Texas?
Matt Mullenweg: W? mullet magnet!

Michel: Indeed! By the way, which neocon was it again, on that redneck magazine cover?
Matt Mullenweg: Mullet Mag? Newt.

Michel: I heard you listened to sad emo music lately? This can’t be!?
Matt Mullenweg: Let me want glum!

Michel: Any message to HauntedUnix, about the #wordpress regulars who haven’t sent their mug shots to yet?
Matt Mullenweg: Tell ’em “Want mug!”