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2005 09 14

is this possible

I think I MAY NEED A BATHROOM break!” — Georges W Bush.

2005 09 03

home-made Optimus keyboard!

Can’t wait for the Optimus keyboard to hit the shelves?
Then build your own Optimurf!

2005 08 26

les absences du vendredi

Message d'absence: Le vendredi c'est sodomie

2005 08 25

fulguro-poing !

The fabled Googlebot really is Goldorak (aka Grandizer or Mazinger Z).

2005 08 24

WoW is a feeling

World of Warcraft is a feeling, Who needs a social life?

2005 08 11

message à caractère informatif à l’intention des pourfendeurs de réunions alcoolisées de blogueurs bon esprit (qui se connaissent tous depuis deux ans, forment un club fermé et œuvreraient dans l’ombre pour le compte du grand complot juif mondial, ou peut être tout simplement pour racheter toutes les parts de Danone et les brader à PepsiCo pour dix balles et un polo Firefox neuf)

When a lot of the “a-list” started blogging.

2005 07 27

blink the night away

At last, a new and improved <blink> tag! Blink the night away! (via)
Excuse me while I gauge my eyes out.

2005 07 25

why we won’t unsubscribe you

The footer of a recent spam (emphasis mine):

1) We do not unsubscribe anymore becouse abusses go to unsubscribe url.
2) If we unsubscribe u others spamers are not.
3) If u abuse this e-mail we will never make spam more usefull.

Whimsy M. Jugular, Hi dear

2005 06 23

U turns

Because only idiots never change their mind :

2005 05 07

no more BSOD

No more BSOD on LongHorn! Instead, they’ll be red.

2005 03 30

outline Billie Jean

Because you need to remember only the important details, I outlined Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean for you:

  • Things she was more like:
    • a beauty queen from a movie scene
  • Things she told me:
    • “I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round.”
    • her name
      • Billie Jean
    • that I am the one
  • Things mother and people always told me:
    • being careful of what I’m doing
      • failure to do so could cause a lie to become the truth
    • not going around breaking young girls’ hearts
    • being careful of who I love
  • Things Billie Jean is:
    • not my lover
    • just a girl who claims that I am the one
  • Number of days during which the law was on her side:
    • forty
  • Things Billie Jean did:
    • told my baby we’d danced (on the floor, in the round) till three
    • looked at me
    • showed a photo
  • Things my baby did:
    • cry
  • My strong advice:
    • just remember to always think twice

See other outlined songs (via).

2005 02 09

Rainbow Batman

Punching villains while attending Gotham City Pride Parade: Rainbow Batman!

2004 02 19

do you feel lucky, punk?

Google “I’m feeling lucky” boxer shorts. You don’t want to wear those on a date with Clint Eastwood.
(via Webfroot)

2004 01 31

third step gone wrong

Step 1: Steal underwear.
Step 2: …
Step 3: Profit! Go to jail.